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Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
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Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers that
this is your "personal space."
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Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all
of you just shut UP!"
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Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World"
incessantly.
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Sell Girl Scout cookies.
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On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural
frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
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Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside ask: "Got enough air in
there?"
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Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
Wear yours upside-down.
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Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.
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When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank
the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by
themselves.
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Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie
patrol coming!"
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call
you Admiral.
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One word: Flatulence!
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On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that
it stay open until you hear
the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.
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Do Tai Chi exercises.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and
then announce: "I've got new
socks on!"
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When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
"Oh, not now, damn motion
sickness!"
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Give religious tracts to each passenger.
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Meow occassionally.
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Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your
nose.
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Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say
"oops!"
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Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks
infected.
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Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing
buttons.
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Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
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Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the
side.
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Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
"You're one of THEM!" and
move to the far corner of the elevator.
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Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
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Leave a box between the doors.
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Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button
for them.
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Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers
"through" it.
Start a sing-along.
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When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is
that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Shadow box.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
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Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red
buttons.
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Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
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Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your
kleenex to other passengers.
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Bring a chair along.
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Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna
see wha in muh mouf?"
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Blow spit bubbles.
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Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
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Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more
suitable host body."
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Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
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Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other
passengers.
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Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting
larger."
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If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad
touch!
