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Here are five funny phone answering
machine messages :
(a). Hello, you've reached Jim
and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because
we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing
it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...real
slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing
our teeth we'll get back to you.
(b). Hi, this is John. If you
are the phone company, I've already sent the money. If
you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial
aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you
are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female,
don't worry, I have plenty of money.
(c). Hi, I'm probably home,
I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message,
and if I don't call back, it's you.
(d).Please leave a message.
However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything
you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
(e). (Sexy female voice with
heavy panting).. Hi, you've reached 555-3456. John is
in... (sigh) Oh no, he's out... (aah) Yes, he's in again...
(ooh) No he's out... (aah) Why don't you just leave your
name and number and he'll call you as soon as he...comes.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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