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He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box
because it said, "concentrate".
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He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to
makeup his mind.
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He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
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He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
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He tries to drown a fish.
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If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd
get change.
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He trips over a cordless phone.
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He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
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At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign
Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
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He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".
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He invents a solar powered flashlight.
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He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
so he moves.
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He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
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He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said,
"Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
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He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the
floor.
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He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and
analyses if he is an idiot!!!
