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(Q1) What do you put in a toaster?
Answer the question before you scroll
down......................
Answer:- Bread....
If you said "toast" then give up now and go and find
yourself a shoe box as you can't handle life....
If you said "bread" then please progress on to question
2.
(Q2) Say "silk" 5 times,
now spell "silk"..... What do cows drink?
Answer:- "Water"
If you said "milk", then may I suggest that you do not
try the next question, as it may seem that your brain
cell is over-taxed, you need a holiday... May I suggest
children's world?
If you said "water" then you may go onto question 3 .
(Q3) If a red house is made from red
bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a pink
house is made out of pink bricks, a black house is made
out of black bricks.... What is a green house made out
of?
Answer:- "Glass"
If you said "green bricks" then what the hell are you
still doing here reading these questions!!!!
If you said "glass" then please progress onto question 4
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(Q4) 20 years ago, a plane is flying
at 20,000 ft, over the old country Germany when 2 of the
engines fail, the pilot realising that the last remaining
engine was failing, decides a crash landing procedure,
but unfortunately the engine fails before time and the
plane crashes smack bang in the middle of "No Man's
Land", the land between East Germany and West Germany
in the middle of the Berlin Wall. Where would you bury
the survivors: East Germany, West Germany or in "No
Man's Land?"
Answer:- You don't bury "survivors."
If you said anything other than the sentence above then
please never fly, you may cause more damage should the
plane crash!!!
If you said the sentence above then carry on to question
5.
(Q5) If on a clock the hour hand moves
1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees
will the hour hand travel in 1 hour?
Answer:- "1 Degree."
If you said "360 degrees", or anything other than the
answer, may I congratulate you on getting this far...
but be honest with yourself, do you think you can handle
the last and final question?
If you said "1 degree" then please go on to the last
question.
(Q6) **Without using a calculator**
You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven (Wales).
In London 17 people get on the bus,
In Reading 6 people get off, 9 people get on,
In Swindon 2 people get off, 4 people get on,
In Cardiff 11 people get off,16 people get on,
In Swansea 3 people get off, 5 people get on,
In Carmarthen, 6 people get off,3 people get on
The bus then pulls into Milford have bus depot.....
What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer:- "Your name".
Read the first line.
Submitted By: Ayesha
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