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'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe
someone who sees the world for what it really is
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Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
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Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself
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A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the
judge
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The best way to get over someone is to get under someone
else
Bad Spellers Untie!
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You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters
bait
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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
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If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
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I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
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By the time you read this, you've already read it.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times.
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If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm
better than you.
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Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
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Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your
health!
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Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
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The road to success is always under construction
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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I'm looking forward to regretting this
