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Ti's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than
to open your mouth and prove it
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I always knew looking back on the tears would make me
laugh,But I never knew looking back on the laughs would
make me cry
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
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A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
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Save a tree, eat a beaver
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By the time you read this, you've already read it
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them
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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
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I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette
fell in my glass of beer!
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
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Unite against togetherness!
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whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that
draws a tear?
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Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong
end
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When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and
the salt!
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What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
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I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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Not me, not now, maybe later...
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