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When you judge others you dont define them you define
yourself.. :-)
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The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
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You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
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If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
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Never wish on 1 star more than once cause your luck ALWAYS
runs out!
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I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best,
that's why you never tell me.
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We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me.
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I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and
change the subject.
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When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
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I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
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I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
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English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
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You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're
all the same.
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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
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I can't come tonight, my tires got dizzy...
