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An answer to that nagging question............... I let
the dogs out!
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if hes cute screw
the fruit.
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An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to
admire hius work
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An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
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Anarchists of the world, unite!
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As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm
pretending that I work hard
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Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay
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Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do
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Be kool.. Dont go to school :D
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Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life
instead of your own!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
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Can I borrow your library card? I wanna check u out!
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Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
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Cancel my subscription...I'm over your issues
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich
Dain Bramaged.
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Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
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Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
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