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Passwords
are like underwear: change them often.
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If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk.
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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic
surgeon.
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Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
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May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
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The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very
common.
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The Rain Makes Everything Beautiful, Grass, Flowers, Trees
etc..If rain makes all thing beautiful than y does it
not fall on U ?
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(8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take
a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!
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(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you
hard enough.
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-=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
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After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert"
is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
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All racists who are prepared to die for their country,
why not now?
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Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking
the rules!
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Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart
ass
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Fat people are harder to kidnap
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First law of science: don't spit into the wind
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Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground
and miss
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For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the
center of YOUR world!
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Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to
but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected.
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Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one.
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