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I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
;)
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A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her
feelings
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A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
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Act your age, not your shoe size!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
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Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
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Can I borrow your library card? I wanna check u out!
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Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
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Cancel my subscription...I'm over your issues
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God bless Atheism
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God created man first because you always make a rough draft
before a masterpiece!
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Good Girls are Bad girls that don't get caught
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Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it
will get up and walk away
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I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first
six times
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I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a
vegetarian because I hate plants
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...and i should care, why?
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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I
think not
:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed
up my life :S
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