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Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question.
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Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out.
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Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and
miss.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
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One day, I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my
anger out on.
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
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Hi, I just noticed you lookin at me across the room..I'll give
u a minute to catch ur breath
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English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
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Even though the voices in my head aren't real they have some
good ideas!
I drink to make other people interesting
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I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under
my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
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I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call
it
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I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
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I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
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