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God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
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(Y)(O)(U)(R) (N)(A)(M)(E) (L)(I)(K)(E) (T)(H)(I)(S)
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Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once.
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You thought you broke my heart, you thought you made me
cry, if you haven't figured out yet.... not every player
is a guy!
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One day your prince will come... mine just got lost and
is to stubborn to ask for directions!
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No boy is worth your tears and the one who is, wont make
you cry!
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Guys are like mascara... they run through every emotion!
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Don't hate me cause im beautiful...hate me cause your
boyfriend thinks I am!
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If he dies, I wont cry, I'll just mary another guy!
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I don't worry, I don't care, I'm gonna marry a
millionaire!
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GOOD ONE OF LAST 2 :
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Me no money, me no care. Me go marry milionaire And if
he dies, me no cry, me go marry other guy
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I'm loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet,
Wanted by plenty!
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If Barbie is soo popular...how come you have to buy her
friends?
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There are easier things in life than finding a good
man...nailing Jell-O to a tree for instance!
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I'm Blonde...what's your excuse?
