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If you want breakfast in bed...sleep in your kitchen!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but
revenge is to!
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Sometimes I dream of being taking off by a giant
squirrel. Does that make me a nut?
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Always be yourself and say what you feel, cause those
who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind!
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Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
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Never spit in a fan, it'll come back at you!
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What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
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Why grow the grass when soon enough you will mow the
grass?
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Guess who I saw today? everyone I looked at!
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Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk
by you again?
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Don't flatter yourself...I was looking at your friend!
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To the world your just one person but to one person you
could mean the world!
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You were so cute when you were a baby...What happened?
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In reality...the player isn't actually playing the other
person...he's playing himself...
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What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on
both cheeks!
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I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pj's, and
put on my prayers, turned off my bed, jumped into the
lite, all because u kissed me goodnight
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As I said before.....I never repeat myself!
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Im not opionated...Im just always right!
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Your village just called... they want their idiot back!
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It takes two people to lie, one to lie and one to
listen!
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