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- It is red and it taps on
the window .................... A baby in a
microwave.
- Roses are red violets
are blue, shit stinks and so do you!
- Nice hair, a shame that
you sit on it.
- On the door of a
toilet....Some people czome here to sit and
wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
- Roses are red ...
Violets are blue ... but a face like yours
belongs in the zoo !!!
- When are you really full
of confidence? .............. If you fart
having diarrhoea.
- You know when you are
really too fat? When you are on the beach and
Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
- If I ever die because of
marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned
to get up!!
- Women are just like
frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of
the stork.
- The more the merrier.
The more women, the more prettier.
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