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- Some people die. Others
become a teacher...
- I love the sea, I love
the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
- I am born this way, but
what is your excuse?
- Oké honey, we will try
one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
- Why do men fart more
often than women? Because women do not keep
their mouth shut long enough to build up the
pressure..
- If you did not have any
feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do
you wear a bra????!!!
- Will we play the hulk
together??.....I will be tall and strong and
you green and ugly!!!
- You have the face of a
saint...a Saint-Bernard!
- I wish you lots of
itching and short arms.
- I do not swear, I do not
smoke and I do not drink! O damned My
sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
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