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Daring SMS Messages

  • Some people die. Others become a teacher...
  • I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

 

  • I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
  • Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
  • Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..
  • If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
  • Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
  • You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
  • I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
  • I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

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