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! '( o o ) /
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- What are you doing up
there? Come down and reply to my msg.
- Wana know if ur cousin
is intrested in u? when she is in kitchen slap
at her back. if she smiles then
congratulation. If looks back Angrily than
shout BAJI DAR GAYEE
- Thandi hawa chal rahi
hai. Parinday sorahai hain. zaheen log sms
likhe rahay hain aur bewqoof sms parh rahay
hain.
- The nominee for best
friend are you, you & you. But the winner is
me because i have you
- You are an unwanted
child. Your parents paid the medical expenses
for your birth with their accident insurance.
- When I was a dog, and
you were a flower, I walked over you and gave
you a shower!!
- We cannot grant you a
life insurance policy because you are already
102 years old. "I do not understand. It is
proven statistically that at that age only few
people die."
- This is your boss: "You
are allowed to read the newspaper during the
working hours and do certainly not miss the
job adds."
- This cat, is cat, a cat,
good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat,
idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds
cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
- The one who digs a hole
for someone else, is sweating blood!
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