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Fun and Humor SMS Messages

  • The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
  • roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't...
 
  • roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
  • Opticians bend the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
  • One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
  • Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?
  • My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
  • My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
  • Love me or leave me. Hey, where is everybody going ???
  • Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say... look he is working!

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