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- If you really ressemble
the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough
to travel.
- If you have picture
where you look old, keep them. In twenty years
you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
- If being ugly would
hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
- I once sniffed Coke, but
the icecubes blocked my nostrils...
- I know why I am single,
my parents-in-law were not able to have kids.
- I am not your type ... I
am not inflatable.
- I am not stupid, I am
blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
- I am a killer, I kill
people for money.....But because you are my
friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
- Hello I am a virus and I
am entering your brain right now..... sorry I
will leave, I can't find a brain.
- HALLO, this is your
mobile. There is no particular problem. I just
wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is
unbearable!!!
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