- For you I would go as
far as the end of the world. Do you promise to
stay here?
- Excessive use of alcohol
can lead to a pregnancy.
- Man pays $.2,00 for a
$.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00
for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
- Don't feel sad, don't
feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
- Do not disturb, I am
enough disturbed as it is..
- Did I not see you
yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No?
O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!.
- Braindetector activated,
calibrating, now searching.........still
searching......get a good grip of your
mobile....still searching.......no brains
found.
- Birdy birdy in the sky,
left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me
don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't
fly!!
- Be nice to the ones who
smoke.. every cigarette might be their last.
- Be friendly with your
kids, they choose your home when you are old!
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