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Funny and Humorous SMS Messages

  • If they say "Good looks could kill", then please don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!
  • No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... But I'm happier each time I send you a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!

 

  • If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
  • I may not be your PEPSI choice of the new generation; I may not be your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO, world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't let you down.
  • While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew."
  • Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire?
    Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.
  • Our friendship means a lot to me, that if we were the last people on a sinking ship and there's only one life vest, I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for sure!
  • How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!
  • Why do we sleep? Because we need to take a break from texting. Have a nice dream while texting.
  • Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose - your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don't have!

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