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- If they say "Good looks
could kill", then please don't look at me! I
don't wanna see you die!
- No matter how sad, no
matter how sick, I feel better just thinking
of you... But I'm happier each time I send you
a message 'coz I know I'll be disturbing you!
- If you are alone, I'll
be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be
your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your
pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your
smile. If you need money, wait for your
salary.
- I may not be your PEPSI
choice of the new generation; I may not be
your COKE, only the real thing; or your NIDO,
world's no. 1 but I can be your REXONA I won't
let you down.
- While walking down the
street, I heard an old man say "I've been in
love with the same woman for almost 50 years
now." I was touched until I heard him say "I
wish she knew."
- Reporter: How does it
feel to become a millionaire?
Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a
billionaire.
- Our friendship means a
lot to me, that if we were the last people on
a sinking ship and there's only one life vest,
I'll..uhm.. ah.. eh..I'm gonna miss you for
sure!
- How can you know if a
person is cute? First, he or she has a poor
memory. Second - umn … I forgot na!
- Why do we sleep? Because
we need to take a break from texting. Have a
nice dream while texting.
- Someday you may lose
your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money
and even lose your mind. But one thing you
will never lose - your good looks, coz you can
never lose what you don't have!
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