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- I'm sure you were born
in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're
a grownup, I have one question..... What
happened?
- We hate others for
imitating us. We are irritated by their
attitude.
- You've got sex appeal,
you've got style, you've got intelligence, and
you've got class. You've got the face and
you've got the body but I've got the wrong
number… Sorry!
- "Learn to appreciate
art," I told my girlfriend. She said, "How
could I appreciate you, then?"
- Every time I hold her
hand, I feel like holding my cheek. She always
slaps me on the face.
- I hate blackout. Never
mind the aircon, never mind TV and stereo,
never mind the internet. But if I could not
recharge my cell phone so I could keep texting,
that's another point. I hate blackout.
- Whenever I hear people
say something bad about you, like when they
say that you are not cute enough, I would
always come to your defense and say "She's
trying to be one naman a!"
- The rain makes all
things beautiful, the grass and flowers too.
But if rain really makes all things beautiful,
why doesn't it rain on you?
- When you are in love,
you wish you were married. When you are
married, you wish you were in love.
- Why do I miss you?
Because you make me smile. You are so kind.
You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most
of all, because you are not texting me any
more. That's why.
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