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- He's so full of shit,
his eyes are brown.
- For every action there
is an equal and opposite criticism.
- Teenagers are people who
express a burning desire to be different by
dressing exactly alike.
- Why don't you freeze
your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
- Don't piss me off! I'm
running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Peanut prizes inspire
monkey contestants.
- You're about as
challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar
baby in a bell-jar.
- I see you've set aside
this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
- Get a glass belly
button, so when your head is real far up your
butt, you can look out and see what the rest
of the world is up to.
- He would throw a
drowning man both ends of the rope just to see
the look on his face.
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