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- Gravity doesn't exist.
Earth sucks.
- You get plenty of
exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you
luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the
issue.
- We have strange and
wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm
wonderful.
- He campaigned to have
the only Bar in his town closed. When it did,
he moved away.
- People like him don't
just grow on trees - they swing from them
- A prime candidate for
natural de-selection.
- His idea of a practical
joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and
flatten out all the Braille.
- He dips Sparrows in
Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.
- Suicide is the most
sincere form of self-criticism.
- A rose by any other name
still has thorns.
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