- Cigarette, A fire at one
end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco
in between.
- Are you typing with your
forehead, again?
- Well, you're living
proof that even a turd can be polished.
- Look who's talking - I
bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two
tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
- Haven't I seen your face
before - on a police poster?
- This isn't an office.
It's Hell with fluorescent lighting
- Do I look like a damn
people person?
- My darling, my lover, my
beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up
my life...
- Kind, intelligent,
loving and hot. This describes everything you
are not...
- As you go through life
you are going to have many opportunities to
keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of
them.
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