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- I look at the moon, the
moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd
rather look at the moon again..
- Hey friend remember dat
without stupidity there can be no wisdom &
without ugliness there can be no beauty..so
the world needs YOU after all!
- This sms can only be
read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!
- I know what sign you
were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
- Is your name Maple
Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you
sap!
- I heard that you were a
Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die
of shock.
- You started at the
bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
- Why don't you slip into
something more comfortable...like a coma.
- I heard that you changed
your mind. So, what did you do with the
diaper?
- Well, they do say
opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you
meet somebody who is attractive, honest,
intelligent, and cultured.
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