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- I heard you were so cool
that you began teaching remedial classes at
Cucumber college.
- Anybody who told you to
be yourself simply couldn't have given you
worse advice...
- Sure, I'd love to help
you out...now, which way did you come in?
- I heard that you went to
the haunted house and they offered you a job.
- You've got the perfect
weapon against muggers - yer face.
- If I was as ugly as you
were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
- Next time you shave, try
standing an inch or two closer to t
- You should learn from
your parents mistakes - try using some birth
control.
- I'd love to ask how old
you are, but unfortunately I know you can't
count that high.
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