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Insult SMS Messages

  • Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
  • Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

 

  • If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
  • If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
  • Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo
  • Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
  • I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
  • He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
  • Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
  • Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

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