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  • I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
  • I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
  • Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
  • No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
  • Insanity is my only means of relaxation
  • I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
  • When all else fails manipulate the data
  • I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
  • INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
  • Is it time for your medication or mine?

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