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One Liner SMS Messages

  • Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
  • It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

 

  • How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
  • What u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.
  • Y did the jelly baby go 2 school? Cuz he wanted to be a smarty.
  • Abracadabra! Nope.....u still ugly!
  • The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
  • On the cellphone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.
  • Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...
  • How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

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