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- I heard you took an IQ
test and they said you're results were
negative.
- Always remember you're
unique - just like everyone else.
- Out of my mind. Back in
five minutes.
- I went to ur house
justnow - can't enter cos door says *CUTE FOLK
NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time
ok!
- Why'd they call it PMS?
Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!
- This is your CellPhone
Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to
use your phone, so please put it on ground and
start jumping on it. Thank you
- HELP: Cops are after a
suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so
where you gonna hide ME?
- Girls are like phones.
We love to be held, talked too but if you
press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
- Ths msg cn only b read
by a SEXY person - Nothing? Soz, I guess UR
just not SEXY But hey, i Didnt force it ugly,
so get lost!
- Hw do U kp a txtr in
suspense? I'll tel U l8r.
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