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One Liner SMS Messages

  • If we quit voting will they all go away?
  • How do I set the laser printer to stun?
  • How come night falls but day breaks?

 

  • How do you get off a non-stop flight?
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up
  • Where there's a will, I want to be in it
  • I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
  • Constipated people don't give a crap
  • All stressed out and no one to choke

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