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One Liner SMS Messages

  • If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
  • Everyone is entitled to my opinion
  • Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

 

  • Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
  • Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
  • Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.
  • Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  • First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
  • Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
  • Today's subliminal message is . . .

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