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One Liner SMS Messages

  • The older I get, the older old is
  • If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
  • Do pilots take crash-courses?

 

  • Nothing succeeds like excess
  • Common sense isn't common
  • If it's too loud, you're too old
  • We do precision guesswork
  • Familiarity breeds children
  • Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
  • What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

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