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One Liner SMS Messages

  • You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.
  • If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
 
  • Is somebody not editing what I'm saying here???
  • I pretend to work here - they pretend to pay me.
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.
  • You may be recognized soon. Hide.
  • Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.
  • There are no personal problems which cannot be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

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