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- The secret to success is
knowing who to blame for your failures.
- If I could rearrange the
alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Important Message:
Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
- Sorry, I don't date
outside my species.
- Am I getting smart with
you? ....How would you know?
- What did the bartender
say to the jumper cables when they walked into
the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
- Inflexibility is the
hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
- Crime doesn't pay...Does
that mean my job is a crime?
- You are here: X
- I get enough exercise
just pushing my luck!
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