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One Liner SMS Messages

  • The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
 
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  • Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
  • What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
  • Inflexibility is the hallmark of the Tiny Mind.
  • Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
  • You are here: X
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

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