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- Excuse me, but I DO
think it's time we met.
- If I could be anything,
I'd love to be your bathwater.
- Excuse me, do you live
around here often?
- Can you say
constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I
just wanted to ask.
- Are we related? Do you
want to be?
- Hi. I suffer from
amnesia. Do I come here often?
- You are so beautiful
that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and
knees through broken glass just to jerk off in
your shadow.
- You see my friend over
there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
- Wait until the end of
the evening when everything is real hazy and
alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've
never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
- Say, did we go to
different schools together?
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