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- When you are not
supposed to drive a car when you have been
drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
- When a store is open 24
hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there
a lock on the door ?
- Why do the number of
traffic accidents with stupid blond girls
increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic
light is read they think it is a joke
- What do you do when your
mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ......
Shoot again.
- Why the trolleys were
invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on
their hind legs.
- What is ressemblance
between a man and a dolphin? They both seem
intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
- It is white and it
stands in the corner? ....... A punished
fridge
- How does a dummy catch a
rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates
the sound of a carrot.
- What is the difference
between a battery and a woman? ...... A
battery has also a positive side.
- What is the difference
between a washing machine and a teacher? a
washing machine runs on batteries and a
teacher gets on the nerves.
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