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- If all the boys lived on
the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer
I would be ?
- Sometimes I wake up
grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
- How do frogs die? They
Ker-mit suicide.
- Press any key to
continue or any other key to quit.
- Everything in life is
relative, ask Einstein.
- no men no women no women
no love no love no sex no sex no children no
children no school no school no homework no
homework no problems!
- The more you study. Tthe
more you know. The more you know. The more you
forget. The more you forget. The less you
know. So why study?
- The jogger who overslept
found himself running late.
- Nok nok.Who's
there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
- Since light travels
faster than sound, isn't that why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak?
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