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- Why did the statue of
liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be
hollow to make a restaurant in it!
- when is a man worth some
money??................When he pushes a
trolley
- hy are there so many
Smiths in the phone book? They all have a
phone!
- When you strangle a
smurf, what colour does he get?
- How do you know when you
run out of invisible ink?
- Why do fortune-tellers
first ask your name?
- What is the velocity of
the darkness ?
- When a schizophrenic
threatens to commit suicide are we talking of
hostageship?
- What happens when you
got scared twice half-dead ?
- If a pen is mightier
than a sword and a photo more powerful than a
thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
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