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- The ressemblance of a
man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get
on the nerve.
- Why do have so many men
a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed
dwarf has a roof over his head.
- What happens when a man
is in the water up till his navel ? ......
That is beyond his comprehension.
- Why are men like snails?
..... They have horns, they slobber and they
trudge along, and above all, they think the
house is theirs.
- Why can a man not be
handsome and intelligent at the same time?
.... Because he would be a woman then.
- When do you know you are
overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on
the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to
roll you back into the sea.
- It has 50 teeth and it
holds back or stops a terrible monster?
................... My fly!
- How is an intelligent
woman called? ....................... A
transvestite
- Why does beer contain
female hormones ? ... When you drink too much
of it, you cannot say anything sensible any
more, you start to nag and you are no longer
able to drive a car.
- Why is a false eye made
of glass?.....To look through.
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