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- Santa and Banta were
fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
- Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till
evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright.
- Sardar got into a bus on
1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said
April fool. I have pass.
- Sardar: For the past one
week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts
whenever I call someone and says "please
recharge your card"
- Man: Sardarji where were
U born? Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole
body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
- A Sardar & his wife
filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have
3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
- Postman: I Had To Come 5
Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could
Have posted it....
- A teacher told all
students in a class to write an essay on a
cricket match. All were busy writing except
Santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
- Santa to his servant: Go
and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.
- Santa was riding on a
horse. He jumped the red light & a cop
whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le
Karle Number Note'
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