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- While walking in the
highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
- Santa was standing in
sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat!
- Santa: Itne kam marks?
Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master
ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
- Lady to inspector Santa:
My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he
hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
- A lady calls Santa for
repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up
for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming
daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no
one comes out.
- Q: Why did Santa throw
the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
- Nurse: Congrats Santa ji,
aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use
surprise dunga!
- Q: Why was Santa writing
the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
- Pappu while filling up a
form: What should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
- Teacher: What should be
in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the
girl.
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