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- Banta ped pe chada to
upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
- Nurse came out with the
newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing
the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She
slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a
gal!
- Dress code 4 a party -
BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see
that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
- Santa was caught for
speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs
3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
- A lady asked Santa:
LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai
ta lipat ja...
- Once Professor Santa
asked a plumber to come to his college. You
know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the
question paper is leaking.
- Petrol ke rate badhne
par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka
bharwata hoon."
- Santa found answer to
the most difficult question ever- What comes
first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska
order pehle doge, vo ayega!
- Jeeto: Kal raat tum
mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
- Santa sent a SMS to his
pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he
received a report on his phone and he started
to dance. The report said: 'Delivered'
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