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Santa Banta SMS Messages

 
  • An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
    Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
    Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
  • Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
    Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
  • Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
    A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
  • Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga.
  • Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
    Santa: Koi hint?
  • Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
    Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
  • Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
    A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
  • American: In our country , marriage even takes place with email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female.
  • Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
  • Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
    Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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