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- An Englishman and Santa
inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
- Santa went out to buy an
Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
- Q: Why Santa is standing
below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light
Khana hai!'
- Santa suffering from
constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh,
oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu
khan ta ni laga.
- Banta: J tu dasde ki is
bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde
kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki
kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?
- Banta: Name the 3
fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
- Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal
badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
- American: In our country
, marriage even takes place with email. Santa:
In India, it is only with a female.
- Sardar proposed a
Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you......
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry
you NEXT YEAR.
- Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor
ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat
kharab hai.
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