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- Accident took place.
Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get
in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd
made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.
- Wat frustrates a SARDAR?
When his wife delivers twins & he cant find
the father of the second child.
- It was Santa's weding
aniversary.
Preeto : Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to
celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake
v hav made
- Santa was busy in
removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u
removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u
read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
- Sharaabi Santa knocks
the door of his house. His wife opens the
door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
- Santa joined NASA. After
one month the Americans had to change the name
from NASA to SATYANASA
- Ek baar Santa Gangubai
ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
- At the scene of an
accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my
hand, oh!
Santa: Control urself. Don't cry. See that
man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
- In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
- Captain of Military:
Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein
10ve number pe tha
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