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- Santa apni khoobsurat
Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne
sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri
bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein
chalaoonga!
- Tourist: Whose skeleton
is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to
it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was
child
- Santa: Agar tumhe kuch
ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta
hai
- Santa: mai tere mobile
se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti
hai?
Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer?
- Sardar in Mysore palace,
Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, it is
Tippu Sultan's chair
Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up
when he comes
- Agent: What is your
father's name in english?
Santa: Beautiful red underwear
Agent: R u joking?
Santa: No, my father's name is Sunder Lal
Chadda
- SARDAR: Aaj mein ne
paani ko ullu banaya
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm
kiya aur thande se naha liya.
- Santa apni girl friend
ko I luv you kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Girl: Ye kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling
in love.
- Santa: Raat film main ek
chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe
ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!
- Lady Doc: Tum roz subah
clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon
ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton
ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
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