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Short Jokes SMS Messages

  • I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
  • He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory

 

  • Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
  • Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  • Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
  • If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  • Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
  • Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  • You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

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