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- Husband 1: Why do u take
your wife only to night clubs? Husband 2:
Buddy by the time she gets ready no other
place is open!
- True Love is like a
pillow U could HUG it when u r in trouble U
could CRY on it when u r in pain U could
EMBRACE it when u r happy Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW
- Never think of the past
It brings tears... If you think of the future
It brings fears... So, live life in the
present And drink chilled beers!
- What do I do when I see
someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive,
Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile,
And, when I get tired..... I put down the
mirror !
- What is the similarity
between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL GIRL'S HEART?
Both have space for 1 more clown...
- Its difficult 2
understand GOD, He makes such beautiful things
as women and then he turns them into Wives!
- Sardarji was asked, what
is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is
eighteen years old.
- He said... Do u love me
just coz my father left me a fortune? She
said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who
left you the money!
- A newly married girl got
first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband
sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First
Class in Bed!
- Some Realties of Life.
"U love someone U marry someone else. The one
u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the
one u loved becomes the password of ur mail
id"
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