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- My Life was in darkness
before i met u, but now it is bright.u know
why? Coz u r a "Tubelight
- When u get ths SMS, snd
it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always
think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing
why I send it to u!!
- Do u know that your
Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The
World......... So Plz start brushing regularly
- I saw U on Road today. U
were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk
SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet
Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
- We've known Each other 4
Quite a while now, do u think we can be more
than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?
- Unlike others, ur brain
is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left &
the right The left has nothing right in it & d
right has nothing left in it.
- I want u... To be with
me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light
dinner.... & to say say those sweet three
words to U.... "Pay The Bill"
- Friedship is just like
wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just
like you and me.. you are gettind older and i
am getting sweeter.
- What is a difference
between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is
so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U
dear.
- r mosquitoes religious?
Yes They first sing over u & then prey on you
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