- When in life, you wake
up n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I
will be there to take you to an eye
specialist!
- Teacher: Now, Sam, tell
me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
- After a quarrel, a
husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a
fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes,
dear I know, but I was in love and didn't
notice."
- Q:) What does a buffalo
produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake
- sorry 4 disturb u. can u
fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious
matter has comeup actually, we r playing a
cards and I lost the joker
- A good friend is like a
computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my
heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2
opportunities & never 'delete' u from my
memory!
- Why couldn't the apple
send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime
was engaged.
- Two hydrogen atoms walk
into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first
replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
- What happened 2 ur
network? I tried 2 call u but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r
trying to call is on the tree....Plz try
later."
- Scientists all over the
world r wondering how long a human being can
live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur
age...
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